Soon, you'll be able to find the existing fragment of FishPig's Updated, Annotated, Illustrated Guide to the Ways of Nimals on the new website: www.pablumfishpig.com. Six years ago, FishPig's Guide was my blatant attempt at getting some of the enormous flow of Harry-Potter-dollars to trickle in my direction. Though not a wizard, my point of view frequently has me mistaken for one. Moreover, in Potter-vocabulary, my own investigations might well be characterized as Muggle Studies. In any case, I decided to write a textbook on the subject. Things were chugging along. Then, some events transpired which drained all the (required) silliness right out of me ... and no more got written. Still, you may find this fragment amusing...